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30 August 2007

Open Topic of the Week: Rove/Gonzales/Craig Triple Header

22 Two more of Pres. Bush's inner circle gone, within weeks (days?) of each other.  Indeed, by the time some of my readers see this post tomorrow Rove will be driving his shrink-wrapped Jaguar out the front gates.

But what makes this a great topic--notably for me--is I have no opinion of either gentlemen.  None.  Nada.  Remember, I focus outwards on world events, and only have a vague idea on what the fuss is all about with these two.  After all, military officers are *supposed* to stay aloof of domestic politics (no, I'm not perfect); and frankly, I've never found our own domestic squabbles as exciting as watching the international tapestry unfold.

Thus, I'll throw these gentlemen out to my readers and see what you have to say!  I'll even toss in the developing Sen. Craig scandal to further chum the waters.

I'm providing one bare-bones source for each, and am hoping better informed readers cough up more raw data for the feeding frenzy.  Please note linking to your own blog posts is highly encouraged, although I ask you provide an excerpt.

Alberto Gonzales: A timeline of events
 
Karl Rove

EXTRA CREDIT:  On tape, Craig denies allegations of soliciting officer

Now get Pigeoned! 

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29 August 2007

Culled from the Comics Pages

Chip Bok
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28 August 2007

Mahmoud Ahmedinejad: Domesticated Male

First I noticed this on the wires:

Iran ready to fill any vacuum in Iraq  EXCERPT:  Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad boldly declared Tuesday that U.S. political influence in Iraq is "collapsing rapidly" and said his government is ready to help fill any power vacuum.  The hard-line leader also defended Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, a fellow Shiite Muslim who has been harshly criticized by American politicians for his unsuccessful efforts to reconcile Iraq's Sunnis, Shiites and Kurds.

"The political power of the occupiers is collapsing rapidly," Ahmedinejad said at a news conference, referring to U.S. troops in Iraq. "Soon, we will see a huge power vacuum in the region. Of course, we are prepared to fill the gap, with the help of neighbors and regional friends like Saudi Arabia, and with the help of the Iraqi nation."

Is it provocative?  Yes.  But is there anything in Uncle Mahmoud's remarks we haven't seen before?  Not really.  And I can't think of anything pithy or pigeonable to add that I haven't said before.

But then... then I came across this gem:

Iran's Ahmedinejad defiant... over his culinary skills EXCERPT:  Better known for his defiance on Iran's nuclear programme, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Tuesday revealed he was a handy cook who prepares "delicious" food and regrets not spending more time at home.

In a television interview aimed at showing his personal side, Ahmedinejad made no mention of Iran's disputes with the West and instead portrayed himself as a hardworking husband who only leaves his job in the small hours.  "Before (I became president) I used to do the grocery shopping. Now sometimes I help in the kitchen and I know how to make all the Iranian food," Ahmedinejad said.

Pressed by the interviewer for more details, Ahmedinejad continued in typically defiant fashion. "Of course what I make is delicious -- ask everyone who has eaten it! I can make all the different kinds of soups and Iranian stews," said the president.

There you have it:  Iran's answer to Clinton stroking the saxophone (among other things).

To be honest, I think Iranian food is fan-friggin'-tastic.  He's right about the soups and stews, poured over a bed of long grain rice and lightly seasoned.  Persian foos also includes overcooking a layer of rice on the bottom of a shallow pan and break it off into chips to poke their food like we'd use a roll or corn chip.  This burnt rice does have a... well. burnt taste, but it's quite good.

I also like the cooked lemon on the side of some dishes.  You let it cool and squeeze juice to taste on the rice.  And, of course, there are the kabobs, breads (naan), deserts (rose water ice cream, anyone?), and dishes adopted from the mediterranean (Tabbouleh, Dolmathes, Baklava... or the Med cultures took 'em from the Persians back in the day.  I'm not brushed up on my food history).

The only Persian food I don't like is doog, which is basically a fermented yogurt drink.  Think buttermilk left out in the sun too long, and the lightly carbonated. Maybe I had a bad batch.

Anyways, it's good to see Ahmedinejad wearing an apron!  Just imagine the diplomatic coup he and Bush could score if they put everything aside long enough to make a joint meal:  Texas barbecue and Persian cuisine on the same table (I recommend passing on the doog, though). 

I've always felt like all the world's problems could be solved by hashing 'em out over a good meal and/or a beer.

Want to try cooking up some Persian dishes?  Check this out.

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27 August 2007

Bloggers Track a Pedophile

From Texas Fred's:

After a self-proclaimed pedophile was hounded out of Southern California over the weekend, bloggers sent up Mc_3  nationwide call Sunday for help tracking his movements.  Jack McClellan (pictured at right), previously from the Snohomish County town of Arlington, in recent months had been living out of his car in Southern California. A judge there on Friday permanently barred him from going within 30 feet of places where children gather.  "I have to leave the state, really. I can't live here under this Orwellian protocol," Jack McClellan told television station KABC for a report that aired Sunday. "It's nightmarish."

McClellan did not say where he planned to go, and he did not immediately return a message left on his cell phone by The Associated Press.  Bloggers trying to follow McClellan put out alerts on Sunday to be on the lookout for McClellan, 45, with the Washington license plate 915WEX. They asked that anyone spotting McClellan contact them.

"We're just trying to keep an eye on him," said Southern California blogger Robert Bush, who produces americanandproud.net. "He's never been convicted of anything, so it's kind of a gray area, but he's been announcing what his feelings are and helping people who do this kind of thing get away with it. "

"Freedom of speech is one thing, but that's over the top."   CONTINUED 

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Yes, I'm a Libertarian.  I fundamentally believe that people should be left alone, that Home Owner's Associations are the sign of the decline of liberty as we know it, and that free speech means tolerating platforms you don't agree with.

But as a father, I concur with Mr. Bush that publicly advocating touchy feely relationships with tweens--let alone posting bulletins on where to find prepubescent gathering places--is not free speech:  it's depraved and inciteful language completely bereft of constructive discourse. 

In other words, if I caught Mr. McClellan oogling my daughter I'd break every bone in his body.

With that, add me to the list of blogger's tracking this guy's movements!   I'd rather put him through a nightmare of Orwellian protocol than see one of my children become part of his sick fantasy.

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26 August 2007

Pigeontrack: Dark Passage

I read about this website in a back issue of Smithsonian magazine I got at a book sale last week:

www.darkpassage.com

It's a group of photographers who specialize in capturing derelict and abandoned urban landscapes on film.  I'm one of those guys who get misty eyed when I see an abandoned farmhouse, so I found this site intriguing.

The Geopolitics of Conservation

The Mouse's week-long birthday gala ended yesterday with a trip the the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo, with her best friend along (I call them "the two mice").

Aside from the heat, what a fantastic day it was!  We spent about 5 hours at the zoo, I pet a chicken, saw a Hummingbird (an actual bird, not just my wife), fed a giraffe, and came this close to selling my son to the primate exhibit. We ended the day with a short trip to Old Colorado City, where we stocked up on Honey from The Honey Cottage, and had a leisurely al fresco dinner at the Front Range Barbecue. 

What does this have to do with geopolitics?  To find out, let's return to the zoo...

One of the zoo's current attractions is Mahal, a baby Orangutan who didn't bond with his mother.  The zookeepers are caring for the ape in shifts like a human baby, and are trying (with some success) to get the mother to accept the baby.  For three hours a day Mahal's on display (behind one-way glass, I think) with one of his caretakers, where people can watch him interact and play surprisingly similar to a human toddler.  Needless to say, the sounds of "ohos," "ahas," and , "he's SO cute!" fill the air.

Next to exhibit is a display depicting how the Orangutan has been reduced to a habitat territory roughly the size of Rhode Island (i.e. my backyard) thanks to agriculture (notably for palm oil), and that Orangutans will be extinct in the wild within 10 years unless we do something about it.  For this reason the Hummingbird does not use Palm oil in her soap recipes.  Other soapers scoff, asking "you're just one person.  What difference does that make?"  Her response?  "If I'm that one person who saves one primate, or if I'm that one person who convinces another to stop using new-growth palm oil, then I've made a difference."

She also says she can't look into the human eyes of a Orangutan or Gorilla without calculating the cost of development.

Where does that leave me?  I've said before I'm by no means a stereotypical tree-hugging, granola-eating yurt dweller, and if my survival depended on killing an endangered animal I'd start mixing up the marinade.

No, I'm just an average Joe who tries to do the right thing:  I recycle, I have all my "always on" appliances on powerstrips so I can stop the juice from running when the appliance isn't in use, I monitor water usage, and do some local food purchasing (although that's more problematic the people might think: I just read last week "local" produce grown in the wrong biome can use up more resources than food shipped from a biome where the product flourishes.  Can't find the damned article, though). 

In short, I'm not perfect, but I do what I can.

My current course--geopolitics--is a mashup of geography and international relations, and my lesson tomorrow, ironically, is the introduction to the world's biomes.  Over the next two lessons I'll be discussing how geography affects climate and thus agriculture, and then discuss the historic impact of said biomes on human history (you know:  slavery, slash-and-burn agriculture, potato famines... the fun stuff).

One aspect of the lessons will be how nations view conservation.  Remember the footstomp I make periodically:  nations build their national security strategies base on their perceived threats and needs, regardless how irrational the strategy seems to the outside observer.  That said, allow me to paraphrase a Brazilian officer: "to you the Amazon's a rain forest.  To us it's a jungle, and we'll cut it down if we want to."

That's the geopolitics of conservation in a nutshell.  Third-world nations point at US and European deforestation and extermination of flora and fauna and ask how dare we tell them what to do with their own resources.  To us someone poaching a lowland gorilla for meat is inhumane, while for the hunter it's his survival.  It's easy for us, with our high GDP and abundance of resources, to tell a landlocked tropical nation they're the environmental bogeyman, but it's hard to provide solutions given the poorer nation's constraints of climate, geography and population.

And why we're not doing more is beyond me.

That said, I'm not writing this to point fingers or offer international-level solutions (cutting the world population by 3 billion is a bit draconian, after all).

But here's what I can do:  I can turn of one more light, put one more beer bottle in the toilet tank to cut down water flow (Lord knows I have plenty of beer bottles), walk more for small errands.  I can be that "one more person" the Hummingbird influences.

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24 August 2007

Pigeontrack: New Army Sniper Rifle

Take a Look at the Army's New Sniper Rifle
By now it is well known that the U.S. Army established a need to standardize a sniper rifle in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber. This was necessary in order to field one such rifle for precision sniping and to replace the literal myriad of sniper rifles currently in the system. For the record, these sniper rifles include the venerable M14 semi-automatic rifle and the M24 Remington bolt action rifle, the Mk 11 and others, which have been purchased by individual SOCOM units.  CONTINUED

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And revenge--let alone a free trip to Allah--is a dish best served hot:

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23 August 2007

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national exercise your rights day from walls of the city
How Dare They Be Resentful! from Rhymes With Right
Planned Parenthood v. Womens Health from Adam's Blog
The Committee to Protect Bloggers (OTB) from Rosemary's Thoughts
The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Hempfest 2007: Satan Couldn't Do It Any Better from The Virtuous Republic
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22 August 2007

The Petraeus Report, Part II: The Pigeon's Response

Rosemary writes:  "Here is my title for a topic I would like to see discussed openly and respectfully: The Petraeus Report. :)"

The Mad Pigeon:  And no one responded!

That said, I gave my two cents on this back in my September Deadline post, but since then I've read some more mixed signals.  Check this [PIGEONED] out:

Bush says he supports Iraq's al-Maliki

:  President Bush, scrambling to show he still backs embattled Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, offered him a fresh endorsement on Wednesday, calling him "a good guy, good man with a difficult job."

"I support him," Bush said a day after he acknowledged frustration with the Iraqi leader's inability to bridge political divisions in his country. "It's not up to the politicians in Washington, D.C., to say whether he will remain in his position. It is up to the Iraqi people who now live in a democracy and not a dictatorship."

Bush's validation of al-Maliki, inserted at the last minute into his speech to the Veterans of Foreign Wars convention, stole the spotlight from Bush's attempt to buttress support for the war by likening today's fight against extremism to past conflicts in Japan, Korea and Vietnam.

The president's speech — and another one like it next Tuesday — are intended to set the stage for a crucial report next month on the progress of the fighting and steps toward political reconciliation in Iraq. Democrats in Congress and some Republicans are pressing to start the withdrawal of U.S. forces.

...Al-Maliki, on a trip to Syria, quickly lashed back at U.S. criticism. He said no one has the right to impose timetables on his elected government, and that Iraq can "find friends elsewhere." Without naming any American official, al-Maliki said some criticism of him and his government in recent days had been "discourteous."

Obama: No military solution in Iraq:  Democrat Barack Obama said Tuesday the recent increase in American troops in Iraq may well have helped tamp down violence, but he insisted there is no military solution to the country's problems and U.S. forces should be redeployed soon.

Obama spoke a day after his main Democratic presidential rival, Hillary Rodham Clinton, made similar comments. She said the tactics of the short-term troop increase were working but political progress did not seem to be in sight and the U.S. should begin bringing some troops home.

Obama said in a telephone briefing, "If we put 30,000 additional troops into Baghdad, it will quell some of the violence short term. I don't think there is any doubt about that."

But that won't solve Iraq's critical political problems, he said in the call and again later in a speech to the Veterans of Foreign Wars.

U.S. plans gradual troop reduction:  The White House plans to use September’s report on Iraq progress to outline gradual troop reductions that would fall far short of the reduction demanded by congressional war opponents.

An administration official said that the goal of the planned announcement is to counter public pressure for a more rapid reduction and to try to win support for a plan that could keep U.S. involvement in Iraq on “a sustainable footing” at least through the end of the Bush presidency.

Officials said the White House will portray its approach as a new strategy for Iraq, a message aimed primarily at the growing numbers of congressional Republicans who have criticized President Bush’s handling of the war.

On one hand, we've succeeded enough militarily to propose a gradual drawdown, yet on the othe hand the political war is on shaky ground. 

The latter is the most important, unfortunately.

Success in Iraq depends on a stable, strong, and secure government:  three ingredients the al-Maliki administration's lacking.  And although I appreciate al-Maliki's anger at our telling him what to do and when to do it, the reality is we can't just run on autopilot and expect the above ingredients to fall into place.  Even bending to cultural mores, we still need to establish goals (let alone meet them), and as for "finding friends elsewhere," I'm sure we'd be more than happy to say "fine," pull chocks and let him cry on Iran's shoulder--who I expect will also tell Iraq what to do and when to do it.

But I'm just retreading old arguments... Rosemary has it right when she says, "I will have more to say just before he tackles Congress."  Indeed, I'm going to keep my beak shut until after the report's delivered, argued and praised/savaged across the punditsphere. 

That's when the hard questions will be asked and hard answers demanded.

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