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« Freedom of the Seas (Yarrr!) | Main | Happy Halloween! »

30 October 2007

A little Mischief for Mischief Night...

Ratings_poster1 The following story is Rated R:  Parents are strongly cautioned as this story is not recommended for children under 17 (there, I did my good deed for the day, happy?)

The best Halloween story EVER.  Follows....The following story contains, and is limited to, gratuitous violence, gratuitous sex, occasional lack of continuity, deus ex machina plot contrivances, and a total lack of character development.   As far as I know, this story is completely devoid of any literary merit.  If you don't care to read any further, don't.  If you think this will offend you or even just irritate you, decide for yourself whether or not you wish to read further.  If you wish to read further and be offended and/or irritated, feel free to do so.  If you wish to express how much this offended and/or irritated you, feel free not to.  If you do not, upon completion of reading, find this story offensive and/or irritating, but do, however, find this disclaimer annoying and/or irritating, rest assured that the author shares your opinion.  Please fasten your seatbelts and extinguish all smoking materials.]

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Posted by Darth MOGS at 18:27 |

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