Well, I was going through the fabled, notorious MOGS MUSIC COLLECTION(tm) this past weekend, and actually came across a stack of tape cassettes (yeah, remember them?) I had stashed away some...some...some where, out of sight and out of mind....
Now I know why.
This was the stack of the embarrassing tapes - the first ones I bought with my own money...a number of years ago. They were important because like I mentioned, I used my own money, and also because it was music I managed to buy without the prior approval of the parents. Dear God. Let's see what shook out of the box...mostly singles actually... you know, I think the first CD I ever bought was Siamese Dream by Smashing Pumpkins....but, back to the tapes....
1. Led Zeppelin, (album) Houses of the Holy (okay so far, no too bad)
2. Jesus Jones "Right Here, Right Now" - ummm, well, at least it's not EMF or something....
3. Beck - "Loser" - okay cool, some street cred here - 1993 or there abouts...
3. Duran Duran - "Ordinary World" - oh Christ where did this come from? Good God.
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Soul to Squeeze" ...meh. Not much to say. I think this song is pretty much when the Chili Peppers started their long, slow, decline.
5. Arrested Development - "Tennessee" - okay, rap music safe for white people, awesome.
6. US3 - "Cool Like That" - see above
7. Bryan Adams - (album) Waking Up the Neighbors - OH GOD NO!! NO, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DOING HERE? NO!! NO!!! NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(cough cough, heh, heh, catch breath, cough)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SACCHARINE CANADIAN WUSS BUTT ROCK WILL DESTROY US ALLL!!!!!
DESTROY US ALLL!!!!!!
DESTROY US ALLL!!!!!!
DESTROY US ALLLL!!!!!
Des... (oh you get the idea......)
I need to go listen to like, Dinosaur Jr. or Guided By Voices or something now just to feel clean again.....
"When you motor away...."