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07 January 2008

The Wizard Series Part III: Dusty Old Tomes

I'm writing a book.

I've had a living, breathing world bouncing around my head since 1994, and when I started dreaming about the characters I knew it was time to put the world to paper.

But unlike art, where my creativity was burnt to cinder for many years, I've always enjoyed writing and have never considered pursuit of the written world a continuous chase for baubles and accolades.  Basically, I look at writing as thus:  I have tales I want to tell, and no one else can write them. I certainly hope any future readers like what I have to say, but I'll never know if I don't write.

If I don't write, the worlds will die with me. 

I won't bore with the details behind my main project, except to say imagine if Lord of the Rings was written by a fellow with an International Relations background rather than linguistics.  In my world people don't all speak the same language, races don't get along, religion actually matters, "monsters" don't exist outside of ecological realities, and my unicorns are ill-tempered carnivores that use their horns to gut their prey.  Goals and moralities are ambiguous, violence-prone superstition is alive and well, and the heroic death may be balanced by the sudden, violent and closure-free death of a favorite side character.  As the commercial says, "life comes at you fast."

Sounds depressing?  Never fear:  I don't plan on dropping readers in a bleak and merciless landscape bereft of love, friendship, teamwork, and classic derring-do.  What I do want to build, though, is a world that's plausible.  A world that breathes, that readers can almost touch, see and smell.

To that end, I've spent years researching to build my world:  maps with troop patterns and weather overlays, learning the effects three moons would have on tides, and how far an army can march in a day.  I've conjuring up entire religions and cultures, trade patterns, and government systems.  I'm combining modern military applications with classical theory.  I've created three magic schools based on action/reaction physics.  Above all I'm trying to build systems that work, that may be fantastic but logical under observation.

Needless to say I have the opposite of writer's block:  preparing my source material's like stuffing a chicken into a straw.  I become like the proverbial mad sorcerer, surrounded by poorly organized scraps of parchment, smoking vials and leaking pens (with a pigeon familiar, no less). 

With that, I cannot begin to describe how much my professional background helps!  I've basically learned how worlds work at the systemic level, from global interaction all the way down to neighbors fighting neighbors in shatterbelt states.  The hard part, then, is the times when I come home from work and want to LEAVE my work at work!  Plus, I have to remind myself my fictional world can have that little extra "fun factor" the real world lacks.

So why I am sharing this with you?

I've considered stopping Diary of the Mad Pigeon to focus solely on my other writing interests.

Here's the conundrum:  I started the Diary back in February 2005 to get some nagging cultural/political issues off my chest, as well as to improve my writing through sheer volume.  I've got the volume alright:  I could probably publish a full-Length novel from my Diary archives!  But I actually think my writing's is worse on the Diary than in other mediums, primarily since I don't have time to write more than one draft.

And it's the time that's the kicker:  every hour I spend writing here is an hour less writing on other projects, and some days after work I ONLY have an hour to write, unless I want to neglect my family.  But if I don't post, even for a day, my readership drops.  The great appetite of the blogosphere requires continuous content.

But every time I think of scrapping the site, something comes along to keep me going:  emails from readers, a jump in RSS subscriptions, a fellow teacher telling me my site's become something of a cult phenomena on USAFA.  And on a professional level, it's arguably the only link to my primary research interest, the effects of computer-based communication on politics.  In addition, thanks to my readers I've helped out three charities with donations, I've maintained links to close friends, and share my platform with the distinctive voices of MOGS and Antitool. 

In just a few short years Diary of the Mad Pigeon's become party of my personal identity.

Thus on one hand I'm spending a considerable amount of time here to the potential detriment of my other wizardly pursuits, but on the other hand I've painstakingly built a little community I'm loathe to just throw away.

I don't have an answer, except knowing I have to tell my story. 

I think I'll go mull this question over a finger of whiskey.   ;-)

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02 January 2008

The Wizard Series Part I: An Analog Wizard in a Digital World

I want to be an analog wizard.

That succinct phrase came to me on my 35th birthday, the day I finally figured out what I want to do with my life following my Air Force career.

"What do you mean by wizard,"  You ask?  Hold that thought for now.

Everyone asks about their own purpose in life.  I've been asking since August 1990, mere days before I started college, during a trip to Pennsylvania Amish country.  During the trip my friends and I had a pleasant encounter with some Amish teens roughly our age, and it was the encounter that led me to ask myself, "is my purpose in life to be happy regardless, or is my purpose to find happiness in abject success?"

Arguably the whole problem started as early as high school, when this self-described "B-type with a work ethic" ended up in a Magnet high school surrounded by high-achieving A-types.  I've always believed A-type behavior is the quick road to unhappiness and death, but my philosophy served me no good when I was getting thrashed academically and creatively by my peers.  I mean, my laid back attitude combined with a "measure once, cut once" approach to school (i.e. I never studied more than I felt necessary) set me up well for college, but compared to the driven 1600 SAT types I was lowbrow.

Furthermore, when I thought college, I thought "what will I be happy doing?"  Meanwhile, my peers were asking, "how do I earn money?"

I picked history, while my peers went to pre-med, economics, business, communication, and comp sci.

I loved studying history, learning the grand tapestry of human achievements, the research over pots of coffee, the smell of old, dusty books and the the feel of artifacts. Thankfully, what I learned about research and detail has served me well in the military, and I think I'm well-compensated for my work.

Meanwhile, my peers went off to be doctors, lawyers, economists, programmers, and creative types, and are doing very well for themselves (such as that Sergey Brin guy). 

So if I'm happy and I don't grudge my peers, what's the problem?

I'm still analog in a digital world.

By choosing personal happiness over marketable skills, I' started worrying about my future. I can retire in 6 1/2 years, but there's not much of a market (that I can tell) for people with my experience unless I'm in Washington D.C., Colorado Springs CO, or San Antonio TX. 

I don't want to live the rest of my life in any of those places.

Periodically I'd search Monster, USA Jobs, Clearance Jobs, and even Oregon Jobs (the state where I want to retire), but the jobs were all the same:  they wanted people with digital skills.  Programmers, database admins, program managers, MBAs, Medical and Law school grads.  I'm obsolete.

It doesn't help that I'm still applying for a USAFA-sponsored PhD.  For me that's the pinnacle of my professional dream, and a full ride is so close I can taste it.  It'll also incur some more service time, extending my career another 10 years.  But then what?  I'll still be facing the thrall of the digital world with an analog degree.

However, every time I consider expanding my skillset--taking courses, starting an MBA, even starting a new Bachelors--the little voice in my head asks, "why?  Is it to make you happy, or just to make you feel secure and earn you more money?" 

I want to be happy, but when you have a family with a mouse who starts hight school next year the latter question is a strong motivator.

But look at me as a person, too.  My longtime readers know I eschew many digital conveniences.  I don't carry a cellphone, I barely watch TV, have a kitchen of mostly hand-powered tools (we didn't have a microwave for 7 years.  By choice.  Alas, this house came with one).  I don't get the hoopla over the iPod and iPhone, don't want to be wired in 24 hours a day, I read the newspaper daily (yes, paper) and will cry the day books are replaced by silicon.  A colleague questioned my sanity when I started blacksmith classes.  And the ultimate irony, I love my research on virtual worlds but don't actually enjoy playing in them.  Blogging is the only Web 2.0 application I enjoy, mostly because it's simple and it's for showcasing my analog thoughts, not my digital prowess. 

In other words, I'm also decidedly analog on a personal level.

And that's when it hit me:  "I want to be an analog wizard."

Maybe it's because I turned 35, maybe it was an early New Year's resolution, maybe all the thinking and pondering finally paid off.

Or maybe it was the moment I realized I want to be happy and don't want to learn a new skillset just to make a buck. 

I want to expand on the skills I already have and cherish and forge my own trail (pardon the blacksmithing pun).  I want to write books and build worlds,  I want to rekindle my old passion for art, I want to create objects from wood, fire and metal.  While the rest of the world rapidly morphs into a distributed, download-ready media experience, I want to remember what it's like to create singular objects one can experience with all five senses (or six, if you wish).

I want to make the life I want--indeed, the life the Hummingbird wants me to have and share with me--and damned my own or society's preconceived notions of what "rich" is.

Or as I always like to say, "when I die and my life flashes before my eyes, I don't want to see the inside of a cubicle."

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26 November 2007

About that whole "Golden Compass" thing...

“The Golden Compass” Pleases No One
by: Kiera M. McCaffrey, November 21, 2007

Catholic League president Bill Donohue commented today on how “The Golden Compass” is being criticized by friend and foe alike:

“Poor Philip Pullman—he’s getting it from all sides. In today’s U.K. daily The Telegraph, it states that the movie version of Pullman’s book, ‘The Golden Compass,’ has had ‘a troubled transition to the screen.’ To be specific, it says that ‘The adaptation has managed to upset both Christians and atheists, the former because of the book’s anti-religious themes and the latter because those very themes have been watered down and virtually excised from the film.’ The article also says that the ‘watering down’ has been condemned by the National Secular Society—they like their bigotry naked. Say what you want about the group, they’re at least honest, which is more than can be said about Pullman and his lackeys.

“Everyone should watch (click here)the interview that Pullman has with Donna Freitas, a Boston University professor who recently tried in vain to bail him out. It’s pathetic. Equally embarrassing is her comment about the film in the November 8 Chicago Sun-Times. She said it’s ‘a thrilling, cutting-edge work of Christian theology.’ It’s gets better: ‘What’s distressing about Donohue’s message is he’s talking about [the book] as if it’s this atheist manifesto geared at children. He’s forgetting this is a wonderful literary fantasy for children.’ This leaves me speechless.

“Not to be outdone, the official response from Scholastic, the mega-publisher of educational materials which is co-producing the movie, is to brag how the film ‘celebrates freedom, love, courage and responsibility.’ Guess they forgot about the atheism and the Catholic bashing.

“Best of all is movie critic Roger Moore of the Orlando Sentinel. ‘Pullman’s subconscious directs the novels not towards an all-out assault on Christianity. He didn’t set out, as he has glibly claimed, ‘to kill God.’ Really? So in the mind of this Freudian deconstructionist, Pullman really likes Christianity. Look for Moore to get a job teaching psychology or philosophy at a local college. They’ll love him.”

Keira M. McCaffrey is the Director of Communications for the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights.

Ganked from Campus Report Online - a worthy site I might add.

Okay, here's the MOGS-eye view.  For the utter hell of it, I went ahead and read this first part of "His Dark Materials", haven't gotten to the other two books yet, might not at all, but here's what I think:

It's a well-written fantasy.  It's the kind of book you want to read to your kids or get them to read on their own.  At the same token, the mishmash of themes - steampunk/gaslamp-ish fantasy mixed with pseudo-religious mysticism - while the world presented "works" (it has internal consistency and logic, enough to suspend disbelief), the grabbag of "cool stuff" (armored talking polar bears, airships, witches, ersatz gypsies) I felt like I was reading a novelized concept album, or perhaps "Michael Moorcock for kids" - especially with the whole alternate universe/dimensional travel, based in "another England".  It's a very "modern" fantasy, as much informed by pop culture, movies, music and video games, but the roots of early fantasy - (the overwhleming sense of "wonder" and "loss") are there.  I don't know much about the author himself, but for some reason the book made me think of the old Nintendo role-playing games, especially the later "Final Fantasy" games, probably due to the "science fantasy" trappings and the pace and flow of the story...this ain't Tolkien, that's for sure.   

Despite these unsettling features, I still found it enjoyable, but definitely a book that parents ought to read with their kids and talk about.  There's some truly wonderful set pieces.  There's big huge issues dealt with in it (death, religion, the endangerment of children, social change, war, you know, grown-upish stuff).

As far as the religious controversy goes, here's my take on it. 

I didn't see it anti-religious so much as anti-Catholic, and not because I thought the author had any particular hate for the Church itself, more that:

1) he's English, and given English animity towards "popery" and the history of English relations with the Catholic Church in war and peace since the time of the Tudors, I attributed it to a smart author basing a conflict in his story on a complex and driving conflict in real life. 

2) it's (the Church) a convenient source of things like "secret" societies, cloistered, ritualistic organizations, things whose trappings make great fodder for fantasy works, where you honestly need a little bit o'that stuff.  Take some real world, often misunderstood and much-rumored about fancy-sounding forbidding-sounding ancient and scary-looking Church Stuff, twiddle with it and make it sinister, and voila, instant villains!

Why not base your villains on the Church?  As Dan Brown showed, it's pretty easy to sell a million books by doing just that, and I'll admit, a large, poweful body up to its armpits in ancient texts, dead languages, obscure doctrine, saints, sinners, miracles, secretive bodies with Latin names - a ready made template that just takes a little creative "push"....

However, in making the Church and its henchmen a bunch of kid-stealing evil experimenting heartless bastards, I was less offended by the idea of holy villainy than I was by the blindingly simplistic execution -  I thought the author did it rather clumsily and heavy-handed, but hey it is a kid's book. 

The anti-Narnia, "The Golden Compass" is not.  Your kids ain't gonna turn atheist from reading this thing, if that's what you're worried about, or hoping even.

So, for parents, let the kiddies read it, let 'em see the movie.  HEY HERE'S AN IDEA.  Use it as something you can sit down and talk with them about!  Talk about your ideas and beliefs, why you believe them, what message the book had, you might be surprised at the results - like getting to know your offspring.  Or, go the other route, and just go in and enjoy the ride, and be thankful it's not yet another Harry Potter book or Disney movie.   

06 November 2007

Hollywood writers start strike after talks collapse

Reuters: Some 12,000 screenwriters went on strike against the U.S. film and television industry on Monday after the collapse of last-ditch contract negotiations aimed at preserving nearly 20 years of Hollywood labor peace.
 
Ten hours of bargaining presided over by a federal mediator failed to close a deal before a strike deadline set last Friday by the Writers Guild of America, which has sought a greater share of DVD and Internet revenues for its members.

The initial impact of a strike for most of the public will be felt on television.

Popular late-night talk shows such as NBC's "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" and CBS' "Late Show With David Letterman," which are produced on a day-to-day basis and depend on a steady supply of topical jokes and sketches, were expected to go into immediate reruns.  CONTINUED

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So... am I supposed to feel sorry for a bunch of workers whose salary's based on how much passive, intellectually dead material they can stuff in my brain?

The way this is plastered all over the news you'd think it was the Reagan-era Air Traffic Control strike all over again. 

The big difference, of course, is the controllers actually provided a valuable service to society.  Not to mention they all got fired, which is how I hope this all pans out for the screenwriters.

For those of us who don't really watch television, this isn't a life-altering crisis.  Indeed, when "Everyone Loves Raymond" went off the air I thought it had only been on a couple of years! I've never seen a single episode of Sex in the City, 6 Feet Under, The Sopranos, CSI-*PLACE CITY NAME HERE*, Heroes, Dancing with the Stars, Lost... in fact, my TV viewing's pretty much limited to the History, Travel and Discovery channels, Animal Planet, and the Weather Channel while I dress for work.  At least I learn something from their programming.  Even then, it's in sparing amounts, and usually while at the gym.

And as one drama, after sitcom, after reality show has passed me by, I've read thousands of books, magazines, and newspapers... and written for this blog.  There's simply not enough time in life to waste through passive entertainment (not saying a given book or mag is always high-brow, but at least it's active).

In short, screw the screenwriters--go read a book instead!

So spaketh the pigeon.

21 October 2007

Sympathetic Fictional Villains?

Okay, here's a thread I ganked over from The Volokh Conspiracy, I thought it was too good to pass up.  Some basic categories are laid out below to consider:

I. The supposed villain turns out not to be villainous at all.

II. I sympathize with the villain because I disagree with the story's ideological message.

III. The villain isn't really responsible for his actions.

IV. The villain turns out to be the lesser of two evils.

And now, a few rules to consider:

1).  Historical characters are eligible ONLY if they have appeared in a work of fiction or mythology (see Rule 2)

2)   For purposes of this exercise, mythology and religious source documents count (I AM *NOT* CALLING ANY RELIGIOUS TEXT A WORK OF 'FICTION'), because they constitute an too important source of stories and characters to be left out - yes this is arbitrary, maybe ham-handed and uncouth, but I couldn't see cutting out the Iliad, or the Bible for that matter...

3) All fictional works are fair game: movies, operas, concept albums, short stories, video games, novels, I think you get the idea...

I'll post my own in a day or so...

13 October 2007

So, Lemme Get This Straight...

Al Freakin' Gore wins the Nobel Peace Price over people like this

Not Nobel Winners
October 13, 2007; Page A10

In Olso yesterday, the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize was not awarded to the Burmese monks whose defiance against, and brutalization at the hands of, the country's military junta in recent weeks captured the attention of the Free World.

The prize was also not awarded to Morgan Tsvangirai, Arthur Mutambara and other Zimbabwe opposition leaders who were arrested and in some cases beaten by police earlier this year while protesting peacefully against dictator Robert Mugabe.

Or to Father Nguyen Van Ly, a Catholic priest in Vietnam arrested this year and sentenced to eight years in prison for helping the pro-democracy group Block 8406.

Or to Wajeha al-Huwaider and Fawzia al-Uyyouni, co-founders of the League of Demanders of Women's Right to Drive Cars in Saudi Arabia, who are waging a modest struggle with grand ambitions to secure basic rights for women in that Muslim country.

Or to Colombian President Álvaro Uribe, who has fought tirelessly to end the violence wrought by left-wing terrorists and drug lords in his country.

Or to Garry Kasparov and the several hundred Russians who were arrested in April, and are continually harassed, for resisting President Vladimir Putin's slide toward authoritarian rule.

Or to the people of Iraq, who bravely work to rebuild and reunite their country amid constant threats to themselves and their families from terrorists who deliberately target civilians.

Or to Presidents Viktor Yushchenko and Mikheil Saakashvili who, despite the efforts of the Kremlin to undermine their young states, stayed true to the spirit of the peaceful "color" revolutions they led in Ukraine and Georgia and showed that democracy can put down deep roots in Russia's backyard.

Or to Britain's Tony Blair, Ireland's Bertie Ahern and the voters of Northern Ireland, who in March were able to set aside decades of hatred to establish joint Catholic-Protestant rule in Northern Ireland.

Or to thousands of Chinese bloggers who run the risk of arrest by trying to bring uncensored information to their countrymen.

Or to scholar and activist Saad Eddin Ibrahim, jailed presidential candidate Ayman Nour and other democracy campaigners in Egypt.

Or, posthumously, to lawmakers Walid Eido, Pierre Gemayel, Antoine Ghanem, Rafik Hariri, George Hawi and Gibran Tueni; journalist Samir Kassir; and other Lebanese citizens who've been assassinated since 2005 for their efforts to free their country from Syrian control.

Or to the Reverend Phillip Buck; Pastor Chun Ki Won and his organization, Durihana; Tim Peters and his Helping Hands Korea; and Liberty in North Korea, who help North Korean refugees escape to safety in free nations.

These men and women put their own lives and livelihoods at risk by working to rid the world of violence and oppression. Let us hope they survive the coming year so that the Nobel Prize Committee might consider them for the 2008 award.

- (list brought to you by the Wall Street Journal and Carly)

And while we're at it, let's discuss someone who'd done greater things for the cause of peace in this world during his all-too-short life than Al "I was a photographer back in 'Nam man" Gore or his pals will ever do.

First Navy MoH since Vietnam to go to SEAL

By Gidget Fuentes - Staff writer
Posted : Saturday Oct 13, 2007 6:51:59 EDT Murphy_2

SAN DIEGO — Two years after his death in a harrowing firefight on a mountaintop in Afghanistan, Lt. Michael P. Murphy, a SEAL from Patchogue, N.Y., will receive the nation’s highest combat honor, Navy officials said.

A Navy spokeswoman confirmed Oct. 11 the decision by President Bush approving the posthumous award of the Medal of Honor, the first for the Navy for the wars in Iraq or Afghanistan.

Murphy, 29, was leading a four-man reconnaissance and surveillance team during Operation Red Wing in Afghanistan’s rugged Hindu Kush mountains June 28, 2005, when the team was spotted by Taliban fighters. During the intense battle that followed, Murphy and two of his men — Gunner’s Mate 2nd Class (SEAL) Danny Dietz and Sonar Technician (Surface) 2nd Class (SEAL) Matthew Axelson — were killed. A fourth man, then-Hospital Corpsman 2nd Class (SEAL) Marcus Luttrell, was seriously wounded and knocked unconscious, but managed to escape. Luttrell was rescued days later.

Murphy was killed while phoning in for reinforcements. The tragedy continued when enemy fighters shot down one of the transport helicopters carrying the rescue force, killing eight more SEALs and eight Special Forces operators. The 11 SEALs killed marked the largest single-day loss of life for the tight-knit community.

Bush will present the Medal of Honor to Murphy’s parents, Daniel and Maureen, and his brother, John, on Oct. 22 at a 2:30 p.m. ceremony in the White House....

Or, how about this?  From what I think is Mike Yon's single Greatest Work to Date?

Photo9 Over the next couple of days in Landstuhl, dozens of wounded soldiers told their stories, and although soldiers can complain about most anything, no one had a single serious complaint about the treatment they’d received from the medical teams.

Everyone, it seemed, felt cared for, including the families who swarmed in from America and other places. The airplanes kept coming from Afghanistan and Iraq, seven days per week, and many families were there to greet wounded soldiers. While these journeys are most often a source of comfort for patient and family alike, they also can be cauldrons for stress. One mother cried hysterically despite her family’s efforts to quiet her. Another mother and daughter-in-law got into an emotional dispute about where to bury the dead soldier who was once both the mother’s son and the wife’s husband.

The soldier who had been ambushed by the IED in Iraq was expected to die very soon. I was a few feet away when a call came in from a close family member. The family member did not inquire about his condition or what happened. This family member only wanted to know when the soldier would die, and who would receive his death benefit. In less civilized times, people like that roamed the battlefield with tools to pry gold teeth from the jaws of fallen soldiers, but it was distressing to imagine that a family member would do the same.

For the wounded, the medical staff and liaisons kept the focus on the needs of the patients. For the family members, there were civilian groups like Soldiers’ Angels and Fisher House providing comfort and succor....

Hey NPP Committee, please go choke yourselves now.

07 October 2007

Robert E. Howard: Respect After All These Years?

National Review Online posts a wonderful interview focusing on one of my favorite reads, Robert E. Howard, who is now the subject of a two-volume omnibus "best of" collection.  Ace of Spades HQ has more here, and I'll be returning to Ace's post towards the end of my 2-cents.  Howard's work is entering something of a literary revival, something I for one am glad to see, and think is long overdue.

Robert E. Howard, when he is known to people, is known as the creator of Conan the Barbarian, and for better or worse, basically the entire "sword and sorcery" genre itself.  What's not so commonly known are his works of historical fiction, horror, westerns, poetry, and "modern day" (in 1920s-1930s terms) adventure.  One of my favorite, though lesser known characters of his is the dour Puritan, Solomon Kane View this photo whose restless nature drives him to seek out wrongs to right, evil to squash, violence and philosophizing reigns supreme.  Howard is also known as the creator of the Atlantean King Kull, and another less-known but favorite of mine, Bran Mak Morn, a Pictish king and bane of the conquering Romans holding the line on Hadrian's Wall.

Howard and the other writers of the "pulp" era have always been relegated to a literary backwater, in many ways deserved, as the scores of low-rent copycats, thieves, and pastiche hacks churned out cheap copy meant to sell magazines and cheap books with lurid (though usually compelling) cover art can easily demonstrate.  But in recent years, many of these writers have been elevated to literature, especially H.P. Lovecraft, Clark Ashton Smith and Edgar Rice Burroughs.  Like the barbarians of his stories, Howard's climb to civilization and respectability has been a long slog of it, in no small way aided over the years by some incredible artists, including one of my all-time favorites, Frank Frazetta, who in many ways created the "definitive" vision of the character of Conan, unfortunately sidelined by the rather sketchy movies featuring the "Governator". 40_barbarian I will give credit where credit's due though, the music score for those films is pretty kick ass.

Besides the obvious appeal, Howard's writing is physically charged and immersive, the kind where you can't help but invest your mind and emotions in the events, the violence, the characters, and the world view of the barbarian, made even more compelling by the use of historical and semi-historical/legendary place names and countries, the invocation of a forgotten, distant past that might just have happened, during the "days before the waves drank Atlantis" and all that.

Now why the hell would someone just turned 30 even know about, let alone spending time reading a writer often charged with holding racist views (in all fairness, it's probably safe to say Howard's viewpoints were typical of his day and age, there never appeared to be any extra special malice or intent to them), a suicide, an unhealthy obsession with his ill mother, and other scandalous attributes?

If anything it's the one inescapable center of his world view, something that I think carries far more grains of truth to it than the civilized among us care to admit, and it's a world view whose warnings we would be wise to consider:

"The idea that is most often mentioned is his notion that civilizations always inevitably rise and fall: a young, vigorous race or nation of “barbarians” fights its way to civilization, sometimes building on the ruins of a decayed society it displaces; inevitably, though, when the people become comfortable, when they are no longer working constantly to build their society, they become first complacent, then indolent, and finally decadent, from which point the society decays to the point that a new young race of barbarians can overthrow or displace it."

Howard's hard to find poem "A Song of the Naked Lands" states this concept explicitly.  Now, as far as  the violence goes...

"Howard also saw that violence was the inevitable result of breakdowns in “civilized” societies. In his view, humans are really just apes who learned how to build things: when our societies begin to break down, we revert to our innate savagery. I’ve just been re-reading Leo Grin’s essay “The Reign of Blood” and I think he’s right that Howard sees man’s primal emotion as hate, and so when confronted with forces we see as hostile we see them as “something not only to be battled but to be hated.” I think anyone who has looked at what happens on the frontiers between societies in conflict would have to agree that Howard’s views were pretty dead-on. Even when the initial contacts are not hostile, man’s tendency to turn hatred on perceived threats frequently serves to escalate into conflict and ultimately violence"

Sidebar_kull_cover The capacity for us to turn what by all means should be a calculated, logical scheme for dealing with threats to survival through emotionless violence into, well "personal", is where the seam between "civilized" and "barbaric" violence lies.  What this really says about us I haven't quite figured out yet, and I think it will take me decades more...

Where I differ, is that I don't see all violence as inherently evil, futile, or to be shunned.  Pacifism is as guilty of moral outrage and a cause of much useless pain and suffering as anything else, and I have never understood the blind obsessive belief that pacifism is inherently a moral good.  I find it to be moral cowardice more often than not. Violence is a tool of man, albeit one that often rules us instead of the other way around...I think Howard (himself a boxer of some renown) would look at is, not so much as a "thing" but a fact.  "We're humans, we fight, next slide."

Anyway, the next thing I want to look at hearkens to the perceptions of men, what can or can't be accomplished:

MILLER: How did Conan become such an iconic figure?

BURKE: Well, if I knew the answer to that, I should be able to pick out the next big iconic figure and invest heavily. But I think the answer probably lies in a phrase you used in your Wall Street Journal article last year: he came along at just the right time and really captured something of the zeitgeist. Charles Hoffman first made the claim back in the 1970s that Conan was an existential hero: Conan’s story is not that of a boy who sets out on a quest to fulfill some noble destiny (as in the story of young Arthur, or Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings), nor to find some Grail, but is the story of a man who recognizes that there is no inherent meaning in the world, that we make of ourselves what we can, and who seizes opportunities to become what he wishes to become. He is fiercely independent, and that is certainly a characteristic that a great many Conan and Howard fans share. He does not recognize authority as superior simply by virtue of its being in authority. He was a perfect anti-establishment figure, as well as one who seemed to embody the ideal of self-reliance while possessing a strong sense of morality 

I see Conan (and many of Howard's other heroes) as necessary counterparts to the Aragorns, the Arthurs, the great and pure heroes of the world, mainly because while they are icons worth looking up to, and worthy of emulation, there's more to it than that.  Conan seems more to be what most of us can be in life, making the best of our gifts, our situations, and prospering by our own efforts.  Character is a choice, character is destiny. I don't share the view that "there is no inherent meaning in the world", nor do I think there's anything wrong with "pursuing a quest".  I do however, think that "the quest" whatever it is, is not a path for everyone to follow.  Most importantly, while dim, Howard's views lack the detached, arrogant, amoral "cool" cynicism and outright nihilism found in much modern fantasy, especially with British author Michael Moorcock, author of the Howard/Conan-"parody", Elric of Melnibone.  Moorcock is the kind of author everyone thinks is exceptionally cool when they're in their irony-drenched, too-cool-for-school teens and early twenties, and then looks back on thinking "good grief what the hell was I thinking?"  Though the Elric books are compelling in their own right, Moorcock views, stated plainly in his vastly overrated book of criticism "Wizardy and Wild Romance" are relics of the '60s, and deserving of the long, slow, fade into obscurity.  But enough of that, someday I might resurrect the long email chain of a few years ago between Pidge, author John Ringo, and I about Moorcock as a series of posts but not now.

Getting back on track, I think Ace's comments bring good closure to the discussion, in a geeky fashion:

I guess Conan appeals partly for the same reason Firefly does: It's a pessimistic view of the world while a somewhat more positive depiction of actual people. Those with faith in organizations and causes may flock to Star Trek, while many of us are turned off by its antiseptic and gray view of humanity, preferring the dirtiness, horniness, and human-ness of Firefly. (One could say the same thing about the original appeal of Star Wars, as well - MOGS)

Conan wasn't fighting for a damn thing except himself, and, occasionally, a hottie or young warrior he took a shine to. At no point in any Conan story was there ever the promise of a coming utopia and final defeat of evil; evil always had to be fought, but it could never be conquered, and would be present so long as man existed. In National Review/WFB terms, there was no Immanentization of the eschaton in Hyboria, ever, and the very nature of the world precluded such a soft-headed notion of a Return to the Original State of Grace. Hyboria looked a lot like earth, in other words, at least as many saw it. (Thanks to Thomas D for the correction on that NRO/WFB catchphrase.)

To quote another author (though one admittedly I don't have much use for), "and so it goes."  I think Ace nails it with the description of what always made many of us, uncomfortable, about Star Trek, especially the later versions of it - the wishy-washy holier-than-thou attitude and "soft" socialism of the Federation - it always made the barbarian in me want to smash something :)

Now, on the interestingly "City of God" St Augustine-esque comments of the last paragraph, the Catholic in me thinks that when the Eschaton finally does occur, it's not so much a "return" to an "original state of grace", but perhaps a "New" one - you can't ever go home again, and honestly, why would we want to?  There's no utopia to be found, or one that can be created within our lifetimes that's for sure, I think the best we can do here is "hold the line", and maybe, just maybe, push it back a couple yards or miles on our best days.  Perhaps someday circumstances will change.  I don't see it. 

Fight on. Skeleton_fight_2









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27 September 2007

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nerdity.  Geekery.  Nerdery.  Dorkitude.  Whatever you call it, chances are your workplaces, families, social circles, or hell, just plain old YOU are in some small or large way part of the geek nation. 

That being said, allow to illustrate a rant which I think sums up a couple bored conversations I happened in on during my latest TDY.  Yes, when you put together a bunch of air force people, everybody from space to intel to pilots and comm weenies, it stands to reason that sooner or later someone is going to bring up something along the lines of.....

10 things i hate about star trek

Actually, you can just about ignore 10-6 and skip right to 5, which I think is the MOST IMPORTANT and salient point, esp these days in the military...but hey, it's your time :)

10. Noisy doors.
You can't walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding doors. They're dead silent. If those doors went "wheet!" every time a person walked through them, about once a month some guy in accounting would snap and go on a shooting rampage. Sorry Scotty, the IEEE has revoked your membership until you learn to master WD-40

9. The Federation.
This organization creeps me out. A planet-wide government that runs everything, and that has abolished money. A veritable planetary DMV. Oh sure, it looks like a cool place when you're rocketing around in a Federation Starship, but I wonder how the guy driving a Federation dump truck feels about it?

And everyone has to wear those spandex uniforms. Here's an important fact: Most people, you don't want to see them in spandex. You'd pay good money to not have to see them. If money hadn't been abolished, that is. So you're screwed.

8. Reversing the Polarity.
For cripes sake Giordi, stop reversing the polarity of everything! It might work once in a while, but usually it just screws things up. I have it on good authority that the technicians at Starbase 12 HATE that. Every time the Enterprise comes in for its 10,000 hour checkup, they've gotta go through the whole damned ship fixing stuff. "What happened to the toilet in Stateroom 3?" "Well, the plumbing backed up, and Giordi thought he could fix it by reversing the polarity."

Between Scotty's poor lubrication habits and Geordi's damned polarity reversing trick, it's a wonder the Enterprise doesn't just spontaneously explode whenever they put the juice to it.

7. Seatbelts.
Yeah, I know this one is overdone, but you'd think that the first time an explosion caused the guy at the nav station to fly over the captain's head with a good 8 feet of clearance, someone would say, "You know, we might think of inventing some furutistic restraining device to prevent that from happening." So of course, they did make something like that for the second Enterprise (the first one blew up due to poor lubrication), but what was it? A hard plastic thing that's locked over your thighs. Oh, I'll bet THAT feels good in the corners. "Hey look! The leg-bars worked as advertised! There goes Kirk's torso!"

6. No fuses.
Every time there's a power surge on the Enterprise the various stations and consoles explode in a shower of sparks and throw their seatbelt-less operators over Picard's head. If we could get Giordi to stop reversing the polarity for a minute, we could get him to go shopping at the nearest Starship parts store and pick up a few fuses. And while he's shopping, he could stop at an intergalactic IKEA and pick up a few chairs for the bridge personnel. If you're going to put me in front of a fuseless exploding console all day, the least you could do is let me sit down.

5. Rule by committee.
Here's the difference between Star Trek and the best SF show on TV last year:

Star Trek:

Picard: "Arm photon torpedoes!"
Riker: "Captain! Are you sure that's wise?"
Troi: "Captain! I'm picking up conflicting feelings about this! And, it appears that you're a 'fraidy cat."
Wesley: "Captain, I'm just an annoying punk, but I thought I should say something."
Worf: "Captain, can I push the button? This is giving me a big Klingon warrior chubby."
Giordi: "Captain, I think we should reverse the polarity on them first."
Picard: "I'm so confused. I'm going to go to my stateroom and look
pensive."

Firefly:

Captain: "Let's shoot them."
Crewman: "Are you sure that's wise?"
Captain: "Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I'll BEAT YOU WITH until you realize who's in command."
Crewman: "Aye Aye, sir!"

(MOGS)  - this my friends, is the pinnacle of awesomeness, and the no 1 thing that I personally can't stand about Star Trek (next to the fact that with few exceptions, you're constantly waiting around hoping that the good guys are going to stop whining and start kicking ass at some point, something the Jedi never seem to have much of a problem with I notice...)

Note the difference illustrated between an actual working, effective chain of command, and a bunch of spandex-wearing losers who constantly get their ship destroyed (what are they on like Enterprise number 40 or something by now?) You can skip the rest of these if you want, I got my point across :)

4. A Star Trek quiz:
Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and 'Ensign Gomez' beam down to a planet. Which one isn't coming back?

3. Technobabble.
The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.

2. The Holodeck.
I mean, it's cool and all. But do you really believe that people would use it to re-create Sherlock Holmes mysteries and old-west saloons? Come on, we all know what the holodeck would be used for. And we also know what the worst job on the Enterprise would be: Having to squeegie the holodeck clean.

1. The Prime Directive.
How stupid is this? Remember when Marvin the Martian was going to blow up the Earth, because it obstructed his view of Venus? And how Bugs Bunny stopped him by stealing the Illudium Q36 Space Modulator? Well, in the Star Trek universe, Bugs would be doing time. Probably in a room filled with Roseanne lookalikes wearing spandex uniforms, walking through doors going WHEET! all day. It would be heck. At least until the Kaboom. The Earth-shattering Kaboom.

Now, for those of you somewhat confused as to where you fit in the whole geek grand scheme of things, fear not, the heroes of Brunching Shuttlecocks are here to help:  Note, don't worry if you have no earthly idea of what a "furry" is, or "cosplay" instead, consider yourself lucky.  The problem with knowledge is once it's out of the bottle, it's impossible to put back in.  Ignorance is bliss. They should add a category for emo.  You know, emo can be deadly.  So can too much cowbell.

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22 September 2007

Why the military isn't that bad.

Because being a mercenary kind of sucks. Good book. I highly recommend it, especially in light of recent events.

09 September 2007

And now for something completely different...

The Mad Pigeon has invited me to help out--I, of course, have accepted.

Little bit of background: Like MOGS and The Pigeon, I'm an officer in the Air Force (though in a different kind of job), have something to do with that eminently strange place on the Rampart Range, like to hammer people with weird points of view, and generally love life.

There are differences. We'll explore those later.

For now, I'll leave you guys with some suggested reading (in the same vein as those mini-reviews earlier this month):

American Theocracy by Kevin Phillips:  A chilling look at how our current policies, culture, and economy may be leading to an inexorable decline to a bland, shallow kind of national weakness. The Netherlands and the British Empire are two examples used in the book, but I think we're closer to the (French) Fourth Republic. Worsening civil-military relations in the face to unconventional conflicts the public neither knows nor cares about, along with wholesale domestic political enervation makes for some seriously bad ju-ju.

Which brings me to my second recommendation: Hell In a Very Small Place, by Bernard Fall. This classic work on the Battle of Dien Bien Phu showcases the best and the worst of a battle which ended up in the diminishment of a once-great nation. If you want to see it all on a more personal level, read The Centurions, by Jean Larteguy. Great character development, and these French bastards do wonders in the last hundred pages, succumbing only to their own humanity...and the overall weakness of their leadership/society. Good luck finding a copy of it, though. Apparently, it's kinda rare. (C'est aussi possible a pris le livre au Francais, mais la langue est tres, tres diffacile. Allemand et Anglais--les langues Germanique--sont ideal et plus simple.)

Stop the presses! Military academies are (gasp!) run by the DoD!!!

Enough bad French. Out here.

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